So I, uh, CLEARLY dropped the ball on the Durex challenge last week. Friday and Saturday are nonexistent. Sorry! But, you know, seven days of sex in a ROW? Come on, we’re married with children over here. (Some of us, anyway.) You’re asking a lot! I promise I will finish the challenge up soon so you all can have your frisky fun and share it with us. In the meantime, to soothe your raging libidos a bit, how about a contest? I still have several prize packs leftover, and I want to give them to YOU! And you, and you…
Seven lucky winners will receive:
A fun, flirty bag complete with stylish Durex Love-Box and several samples of Durex condoms and lubes
Your very own “Stick It In” drink koozy!
Your own copy of the “Measure Your Pleasure” 7-Day Challenge Diary
It’s a pretty fun little package. Who doesn’t want to get an awesome box of sex in the mail?
One of the games Durex suggested we play at the Girl Talk! House Party was the “O” game. How do you O? We, the Dirty Old Moms, answered as follows:
1) Riding the hobby horse. Riding the Megabus. Riding the baloney pony. Puttin’ the buckin’ in the… Whatever euphemism you prefer, it’s how I “O!”
2) I like efficient sex! It’s business time. Let’s do this thing cause mama wants a nap.
3) I never O the same way twice in a row, but the easiest way with a partner is doggy style. Alone, some noisy porn and one of my vast array of toys does the trick.
4) These days? I O with batteries . Batteries wrapped in lovely, soft, purple sillicone. Heh.
5) Up, down, all around, several times in a row; I’m a lucky girl. I O pretty much at the touch of my button, so to speak. Sometimes I even O without any touch at all!
How To Enter
You have up to FOUR chances to win! Please leave a SEPARATE comment on this entry for each of these actions, letting me know you have ‘earned’ that entry. MULTIPLE ENTRIES ON ONE COMMENT WILL BE DISQUALIFIED. PLEASE INCLUDE YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS ON EACH ENTRY SO WE HAVE A WAY TO CONTACT YOU IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE WINNERS.
1) Guess our O’s! If you correctly match up which DOM (Dirty Old Mom, lovesickandstubborn, The Muse Amused, Modest Minx, and Liv Quixote) O’s in which way, and your entry is drawn, you win! (Incorrect guesses will not be counted.)
2) Share a link to this contest on your facebook page, and encourage others to check it out – then leave us a comment letting us know you’ve done so!
3) Become a fan of Dirty Old Moms on Facebook, and leave a comment letting us know you’re our fan!
4) Tweet about our contest, and leave us a comment letting us know your twitter name! “Bring your O-face over to Dirty Old Moms & enter the Love-Box contest! http://dirtyoldmoms.wordpress.com/2010/10/25/hey-how-about-a-contest/”
5) Blog about this contest, and leave us a comment with a link to your blog post!
Good luck everyone!
Contest is open until 10pm Central time on 10/31/10. All entries received after that will not be counted. Seven winners will be drawn using random.org shortly thereafter and announced on the site. It IS possible to win multiple times.