Hey, How About A Contest?

25 10 2010

So I, uh, CLEARLY dropped the ball on the Durex challenge last week. Friday and Saturday are nonexistent. Sorry! But, you know, seven days of sex in a ROW? Come on, we’re married with children over here. (Some of us, anyway.) You’re asking a lot! I promise I will finish the challenge up soon so you all can have your frisky fun and share it with us. In the meantime, to soothe your raging libidos a bit, how about a contest? I still have several prize packs leftover, and I want to give them to YOU! And you, and you…

The Prize:
Seven lucky winners will receive:
A fun, flirty bag complete with stylish Durex Love-Box and several samples of Durex condoms and lubes
Your very own “Stick It In” drink koozy!
Your own copy of the “Measure Your Pleasure” 7-Day Challenge Diary

It’s a pretty fun little package. Who doesn’t want to get an awesome box of sex in the mail?

One of the games Durex suggested we play at the Girl Talk! House Party was the “O” game. How do you O? We, the Dirty Old Moms, answered as follows:

1) Riding the hobby horse. Riding the Megabus. Riding the baloney pony. Puttin’ the buckin’ in the… Whatever euphemism you prefer, it’s how I “O!”

2) I like efficient sex! It’s business time. Let’s do this thing cause mama wants a nap.

3) I never O the same way twice in a row, but the easiest way with a partner is doggy style. Alone, some noisy porn and one of my vast array of toys does the trick.

4) These days? I O with batteries ;). Batteries wrapped in lovely, soft, purple sillicone. Heh.

5) Up, down, all around, several times in a row; I’m a lucky girl. I O pretty much at the touch of my button, so to speak. Sometimes I even O without any touch at all!

How To Enter
You have up to FOUR chances to win! Please leave a SEPARATE comment on this entry for each of these actions, letting me know you have ‘earned’ that entry. MULTIPLE ENTRIES ON ONE COMMENT WILL BE DISQUALIFIED. PLEASE INCLUDE YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS ON EACH ENTRY SO WE HAVE A WAY TO CONTACT YOU IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE WINNERS.

1) Guess our O’s! If you correctly match up which DOM (Dirty Old Mom, lovesickandstubborn, The Muse Amused, Modest Minx, and Liv Quixote) O’s in which way, and your entry is drawn, you win! (Incorrect guesses will not be counted.)

2) Share a link to this contest on your facebook page, and encourage others to check it out – then leave us a comment letting us know you’ve done so!

3) Become a fan of Dirty Old Moms on Facebook, and leave a comment letting us know you’re our fan!

4) Tweet about our contest, and leave us a comment letting us know your twitter name! “Bring your O-face over to Dirty Old Moms & enter the Love-Box contest! http://dirtyoldmoms.wordpress.com/2010/10/25/hey-how-about-a-contest/”

5) Blog about this contest, and leave us a comment with a link to your blog post!

Good luck everyone!

Contest is open until 10pm Central time on 10/31/10. All entries received after that will not be counted. Seven winners will be drawn using random.org shortly thereafter and announced on the site. It IS possible to win multiple times.





Theatrical Thursday

21 10 2010

A real sex act.

You might not be a Shakespearian actor, but that doesn’t mean you can’t have a fantasy-filled romp in your very own bedroom.

Turn your bed into a deserted island. Bring out the Play Pina Colada Lube and Durex Tropical Flavored Condoms to set the mood.

Got a naughty fantasy that takes place in public? Do tell! While you’re being indiscreet, the Love-Box by Durex will keep your condoms out of sight. Because we know you like variety – wink, wink – this cute tin is available in 16 designs.

And guess what? Those condoms in your little tin could be the Durex Extra Sensitive variety. Your lover will, well, love them because they are ultra thin with extra lube for heightened sensitivity.

Got a fantasy? Go fulfill it.

This post is part of our 7-Day Measure Your Pleasure Durex Challenge. I was not compensated for this post, though I did receive the party pack and some Durex products from the House Party website (unrelated to this blog). Please feel free to take part in the challenge using any products you like, Durex or not. If you take part in today’s challenge on another day, that’s fine too; we still want to hear about your experiences. Finally, the challenge appears to be aimed at a hetero relationship, even though it seems all of us (except Durex!) are well aware this is far from the reality in many people’s lives; if you are in a non-hetero relationship, please modify the challenge to fit your needs, and please share what you did in the comments!

So… how was it for you??





Why Not? Wednesday

20 10 2010

What do you feel like today?

Durex isn’t all about condoms, you know. That’s where Why Not? Wednesday comes in.

Let’s talk lubes. What the Kama Sutra is to sex positions, that’s what Play Assorted Temptations Lubricant Variety Pack is to lubes. Within this variety pack is a lube for your different moods. You’ll find tingling, warming, soothing and flavored samples to choose from.

Hey, you know what goes great with lubricated love making? A little added pleasure in the form of Durex Play Vibrations Connect Massager. Think of it as a personal massager for you both. Think precision contact. Soft and flexible design. Long lasting comfort. Mmmm. Delicious sex.

Go get you some, sweetie. You’ll love it.

This post is part of our 7-Day Measure Your Pleasure Durex Challenge. I was not compensated for this post, though I did receive the party pack and some Durex products from the House Party website (unrelated to this blog). Please feel free to take part in the challenge using any products you like, Durex or not. If you take part in today’s challenge on another day, that’s fine too; we still want to hear about your experiences. Finally, the challenge appears to be aimed at a hetero relationship, even though it seems all of us (except Durex!) are well aware this is far from the reality in many people’s lives; if you are in a non-hetero relationship, please modify the challenge to fit your needs, and please share what you did in the comments!

So… how was it for you??





Tantric Tuesday

19 10 2010

Better sex through breathing.

Tantra’s main objective is to prolong the sex act. With that goal in mind, try Durex Performax Condoms. It has a climax-controlling lubricant on the inside of the condom so pleasure lasts and lasts… for you both.

Get started with the four basic tenets to “staying power”.

1. Design a Comfortable Space.
Decorate with candles and soft fabric. Add music* and voila – a tantric-style space.

2. Harmonize Your Breath.
Sync up with your lover. Start by breathing in each other’s breath. Next, straddle each other’s laps and soon you’ll find you’re sharing yourselves completely.

3. Eyes Wide Open
Having sex with your eyes open is more difficult than you might imagine. So start with a handful of glimpses.

4. Ready. Set. Slow.
An unrushed buildup helps your guy control climax as well as extend your arousal. So take your time.

Lastly, enjoy feeding off every moment of your shared sexual energy.

* Looking for sexy music selections? Check out our post on Music for Makin’ Love, and be sure to add some of your favorite song selections in the comments there!

This post is part of our 7-Day Measure Your Pleasure Durex Challenge. I was not compensated for this post, though I did receive the party pack and some Durex products from the House Party website (unrelated to this blog). Please feel free to take part in the challenge using any products you like, Durex or not. If you take part in today’s challenge on another day, that’s fine too; we still want to hear about your experiences. Finally, the challenge appears to be aimed at a hetero relationship, even though it seems all of us (except Durex!) are well aware this is far from the reality in many people’s lives; if you are in a non-hetero relationship, please modify the challenge to fit your needs, and please share what you did in the comments!

So… how was it for you??





More! More! More! Monday

18 10 2010

Switch it up. Way up.

When your time in the hay needs a little extra oomph, remember communication is key.

So show your partner what gets you going. May we suggest a visual aid? Try your hand at Play Allure Personal Massager from Durex. It features multi-speed settings for vibrations that range from sensually soft to purrrrr-inducing powerful.

Dial up the sensations with Durex Play Utopia Female Arousal Gel. It’s stimulating stuff. Best of all, it was created by women for women.

This post is part of our 7-Day Measure Your Pleasure Durex Challenge. I was not compensated for this post, though I did receive the party pack and some Durex products from the House Party website (unrelated to this blog). Please feel free to take part in the challenge using any products you like, Durex or not. If you take part in today’s challenge on another day, that’s fine too; we still want to hear about your experiences. Finally, the challenge appears to be aimed at a hetero relationship, even though it seems all of us (except Durex!) are well aware this is far from the reality in many people’s lives; if you are in a non-hetero relationship, please modify the challenge to fit your needs, and please share what you did in the comments!

So… how was it for you??





Stimulating Sunday

17 10 2010

Oral Sex. Give and you shall receive.

Oral sex is pleasure with a capital P. The information below should prove very useful – both for him and for you. So make sure your partner reads it as well.

Pleasuring him:
Cover your man with Durex Tropical Flavored Condoms. No matter the flavor, its fruity taste will have you – and him – satisfied for a long time.

Pleasuring her:
Before heading south, unveil a bottle of Durex Play Passion Cherry Lube. You’ll love the sweet and sexy taste. She’ll just love that you’re down there.

Pleasuring both:
You know that coupon you got in your party pack? It’s good for more than you see here. Use it to try the Durex Play Vibrations Ring. A personal massager that stimulates all the right places. Both you and your lover will get a real charge out of it.

This post is part of our 7-Day Measure Your Pleasure Durex Challenge. I was not compensated for this post, though I did receive the party pack and some Durex products from the House Party website (unrelated to this blog). Please feel free to take part in the challenge using any products you like, Durex or not. If you take part in today’s challenge on another day, that’s fine too; we still want to hear about your experiences. Finally, the challenge is aimed at a hetero relationship, even though it seems all of us (except Durex!) are well aware this is far from the reality in many people’s lives; if you are in a non-hetero relationship, please modify the challenge to fit your needs, and please share what you did in the comments!

So… how was it for you??





Music For Makin’ Love

16 10 2010

I was reading a bit more of the “Measure Your Pleasure” 7-Day Challenge and a couple of the days require music! I don’t traditionally do the deed with a soundtrack, but I have a time or two in the past, and I’m game for giving it another try. Let’s compile some sexy playlists for the coming week, shall we?

Let’s get a few categories going. How about…

Setting The Mood
Long, Slow Lovin’
Bangin’ To The Beat

What songs would you pick if you were setting a personal playlist for those groupings?








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